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Opium Of People.. That Guy Napoleon was smart..

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

DISCLAIMER:
If you happen to actually be religious do not read this post. Also, if you’re easily offended by explicit language do not continue. Well.. You could continue.. I don’t _really_ use bad language.. Nevertheless.. Here it goes:

It’s one thirty in the morning and it’s Sunday. I should probably be sleeping right now, but something I just saw on TV made me realize how much religion and (especially) in the U.S. only is about getting (already) poor people’s money and giving them superficial hope. Simply ruin their miserable lives even more.

On TV there’s this TV-Show right now about a thing called Miracle Manna. Apparently this one guy has been instructed by God to produce this Miracle Manna — And according to him the Miracle Manna will provide you with ever lasting financial wealth (in his own words).

The only thing about this Christian Miracle Manna (which should be so significant) is that you will have to order it from him. And thereby pay for it.

In the TV-Show you will find footage of all these people gathered in church being blessed by this guy with his Miracle Manna. Throughout the TV-show, you keep seeing people with tears in their eyes caused by their happiness for Miracle Manna. According to multiple people in the show, Miracle Manna made them receive big-ass checks with thousands of Dollars…. But wait isn’t that what religion, the Bible, and all that stuff with that Jesus dude is about?? Oh yeah! The Bible is about achieving financial wealth while walking the Earth.. It doesn’t have anything to do with sharing and not caring about money and other material goods… Jesus was even really rich.. he didn’t share or give anything away.. Right?

– Wrong you moron!

This just proves my point that religion is nothing but money, scams, and selfish, egoistic crap.

You are not fooling me. Religion has gone financial (old news). Pure business.
Even Christian people don’t really believe it (in my believe). It think that most people say they do, but deep inside they are not fooling anyone.

I can’t say how mad this makes me. I’m furious right now. I’m basically hammering this into the keyboard.

Conclusion
If anybody from the Miracle Manna reads this I just want to let you all know that you are all going to hell. Literally. And especially you, the founder… You are a terrible liar.. You are not fooling the Denmarkian dude.. NOBODY is..

But well, if you have enough balls to abuse poor miserable people’s souls, you probably don’t really believe any of the religious stuff. So you kinda have a win-win situation. Congratulations. You’re a first class douche bag.

Anyways.. Here’s parts of the TV-spot if you by any chance would be interested in my blasphemy. Shouts goes out to what-ever YouTube user who uploaded this.. Thanks!

Please make note that I am not an atheist. I live by my own beliefs. I still believe there’s a God. We people just have no clue what he or it might be.. And we will probably never know.

In my mind people can believe what ever they want.. Hey.. it’s a free World.. At least in (parts of) the West. What does offend me though, is when people try to convert or try to convince others with their beliefs.

Year Book Photo

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

We recently had them taken

Year Book

(shouts @ Photoshop)

Me, Bringing the Awesome

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Earlier that day:

The U.S McDonald’s had 50 chicken McNuggets for 8.5 USD this Sunday, because of the Super Bowl.
I went and got it and attempted to eat it all (but failed).

I know officially hate chicken McNuggets. Good for me!

Later that day:


I met Tom DeLonge from Angels And Airwaves and saw their show right after.

He just couldn’t stop signing

He signed everything (including my guitar, t-shirt, book, ticket and butt cheek). I also got a used Angels And Airwaves pick from Tom.

A guy asked Tom if he ever wanted to reunite with his old band mates, and start blink-182 again. Tom answered shortly but precise:

“No dude, never. I can fly in this band”.

The Denmarkian dude gone wild: A Slice Of Heaven, And The City Of A Million Broken Dreams

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Hi world! I’m back!

A lot of stuff going on at the moment. I currently have my finals in the school (final semester exams), so I’m kinda stressed out at the moment.

In the Christmas Holiday I went to Connecticut and New York which was awesome.
For you guys who are not familiar with the U.S states, this map might help you out:
Connecticut

As you perhaps noticed it’s kinda close to New York (City) so we actually went there. I went snowboarding in a local ski resort too (in Connecticut).

Uptown Manhattan

Anyone ever seen The Day After Tomorrow? Well, this is the library that they hide in to escape that huge wave that crawls in over NYC. The reason for the odd looking facade is caused by a renovation of the old New Yorkian library.


Scene from The Day After Tomorrow

A thing that constantly annoyed me in NYC was all that steam coming up from the sewers. I don’t get it? Why all that steam? You’ll only see it in New York City! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.
Please make note that all comments giving a scientific explanation about the steaming sewers will be deleted. Can’t a man just wonder these days?


Me and my pal Kerem went and got a Yankee hot dog in one of those million hot dog kiosks. Please notice how hard I try to look like one of those cool fishermen you’ll see in the harbors.


In Time Square you can’t avoid the Late Night Show With David Letterman studio. If you haven’t been featured in that show; you aint no celebrity.
From the left: Tom, Me and Kerem


Missa like HOT DOG

Me and the guy Tom (who by the way is awesome) went and saw Ground Zero (where the Twin Towers used to be). Unfortunately for you my dear viewers, neither of us had a camera. Although, there’s not a lot to see anyways. Only to think and wonder.

We also went to this town called Mystic where this movie Mystic pizza, featuring Julia Roberts was recorded. It was actually recorded in the actual restaurant we ate in:

Oh and by the way, check out this t-shirt:

BEAT THAT D&G, Billabong, G-Star, Holister… You guys are so screwed because you didn’t think about this great idea before me. Me: 1 MTV-clothes: 0.